Joe Dirt has been searching for his own loving family, for a very long time!

Joe Dirt ( 2001 ).

In The Popular 2001 Comedy: " Joe Dirt " - written by: David Spade [ which means: " My Own Beloved One Is The Cultivator Of The Earth " ] and Fred Wolf [ which means: " The Peaceful Ruler Is The One Who Both Seizes And Scatters " ]; and directed by Dennie Gordon [ that means: " The Bearer Of The Cup That Is Filled With Strong Wine Is My Own Hill In The Meadow " ] - we have been provided A Prophetical Allegory.

After all, Joe Dirt has always been: " The One Who Shall Enlargen God's Own Kingdom Upon Earth "... and, indeed, Brandy is actually his own: " Carefully Created And Highly Distilled Wine "!

But, of course, you probably don't believe me. So, why not watch The Following Movie Trailer for: " Joe Dirt " - because, though you might not currently believe me, In The Long Run You Might Just Be Glad That You Did....

America In Prophecy Joe Dirt [ 2001 ] - by: Dennie Gordon.

When it comes to Self-Marketing, Steven Jones is ( actually ) The Crowned One Whom God Has Provided!

The Joneses ( 2009 ).

In The Thought Provoking 2009 Film of: " The Joneses " - written and directed by Derrick Borte [ that means: " The Ruler Of The People Is The One Who Stands Firm At The Boundary " ] - we have been provided A Prophetical Allegory. But, of course, what else should we honestly expect from our: " Roadside Attractions ", and ( their own parent company of ) " Lions-Gate Pictures "....

After all, ' A Good Education Is Our Own Basis For Eventual Success '... and, The Scripture very plainly says: " And, They Shall Know The Truth; And The Truth Shall Set Them Free " - does it, not?

Roadside Attractions are: " Stories On Our Way ".

Meanwhile, however, you probably don't believe me... so, why not take the time to watch The Following Movie Trailer for: " The Joneses " - since, in the much large scheme of things, You Should Honestly Try To Keep Up....

America In Prophecy The Joneses ( 2009 ) by: Derrick Borte.

In the movie: " Elvira - Mistress Of The Dark " - we learn that, The Spiritully Balanced One Lies Somewhere In The Middle!

Elvira - Mistress Of The Dark.

In The 1988 Comedy Classic: " Elvira - Mistress Of The Dark " - written by: Cassandra Peterson [ that means: " The Entangler Of Men Is The Son Of The Stone " ], John Paragon [ that means: " God Has Provided: The Model Of Excellence And His Peerless Example " ], and Sam Egan [ that means: " The One Who Listens To God Is The Man Born Of Fire " ]; and directed by James Signorelli [ which means: " The Supplanter Is: The Lord And One With The King's Own Authority " ] - we have been provided A Prophetical Allegory. After all, dear brothers and sisters, Elvira literally means: " The Energetic And Lively One Of God "... and, believe it or not, She is ' The Mistress Of The Dark ' - simply, Because Of Who She's Always Been Engaged To!

Because, " When The Moon Strikes Your Eye... "

What, don't honestly believe me? Then why not watch The Following Movie Trailer for: " Elvira - Mistress Of The Dark " - to see, exactly, what I am talking about. Because, in the much larger scheme of things, You Might Just Be Glad That You Did....

America In Prophecy Elvira - Mistress Of The Dark ( 1988 ) by: James Signorelli.

In Enders Game - by Orson Scott Card - we find out that ' The One Who Finishes The Battle Is The Worthy And Noble One '!

Enders Game ( 2013 ).

In The Upcoming 2013 Film: " Enders Game " - written by Orson Scott Card [ which means: " The Red Headed Son Is: The Trump Card And My Hammer Of The Scots " ] and directed by Gavin Hood [ that means: " The White Hawk In Battle Is The Head Covering " ] - we have been provided A Prophetical Allegory. You see, dear brothers and sisters, ' There Is A Battle Coming For The People Earth '... whether, you actually want to believe it or not! And, that is why it was so very plainly written:

" For When They Say ' Peace And Safety ', Sudden Destruction Shall Then Come Upon Them! "

Michael is: " The Angel Of Death ".

But, of course, you probably don't believe me. So, why not watch The Following Movie Trailer for: " Enders Game " - since, in the much larger scheme of things, You Might Just Be Glad That You Did...

America In Prophecy Enders Game( 2013 ) directed by: Gavin Hood.

Viktor Navorski has been waiting in: " The Terminal " - for a very long time....

The Terminal ( 2004 )....

In The Popular 2004 Romantic Comedy entitled: " The Terminal " - written by Andrew Niccol [ that means: " The Man / Warrior Is The Victory Of My Own People Over The Prison House " ] and directed by Steven Spielberg [ which means: " The Crowned One Is The Voice From My Own City " ] - we have been provided A Prophetical Allegory. Sadly, however, Amelia Warren [ which means: " The: Hard Working, Industrious, And Fertile One - In The Game Preserve " ] - hasn't really stopped long enough ' To Actually Comprehend Who He Is '.

Who is that: " Fisherman On The Moon "?

But, of course, you probably don't believe me. So, why not watch The Following Movie Trailer for: " The Terminal "? Because, who really knows, You Just Might Be Glad That You Did....

America In Prophecy The Terminal [ 2004 ] - by: Steven Spielberg.

The Prophecy - starring Christopher Walken - is yet another Interesting Prophetical Allegory.

The Prophecy ( 1995 ).

In The Popular 1995 Movie: " The Prophecy " - written and directed by Gregory Widen [ which means: " The: Watcher, Watchman, Or Watchful One - Who Expands Your Own ( Far Too Narrow ) Field Of View " ] - we have been provided A Very Eye Opening Prophetical Allegory. You might as well face it, dear brothers and sisters, The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus is now fully all around you... and, for the spiritually-blinded ones: " A Bad Moon Is, Indeed, Now Rising "! I simply can't make it any plainer than that.

Who is that: " Fisherman On The Moon "?

What, You Don't Honestly Believe Me? Then why not take the time to just watch The Following Movie Trailer for: " The Prophecy " - after all, ' The Truth Has Never Hurt Anyone '... and, it has been equally written: " The Pursuit Of It, Shall ( One Day ) Set Those Captives Free "! Isn't that, honestly, so...?

America In Prophecy The Prophecy [ 1995 ] - by: Gregory Widen.

In the popular 1995 movie: " Johnny Mnemonic " - we learn about A Very Unique Messenger!

Johnny Mnemonic ( 1995 ).

In The Popular 1995 Film: " Johnny Mnemonic " - written by William Gibson [ that means: " The One With: The Will, Desire, And Helmet Of Protection - Is Your Bright And Famous One; And The Son Of My Own Laughter " ] and directed by Robert Longo [ which means: " The Bright And Famous One Is The Long, Or Tall, Man " ] - we have been provided Yet Another Prophetical Allegory. Indeed, dear brothers and sisters, ' The Truth Is Now All Around You '; and still, you're apparently none the wiser!

It's just like Tony Liar says: " Voilla...! "

If you honestly don't believe me, then why not take the time to watch The Following Movie Trailer for: " Johnny Mnemonic " - because, in the much grander scheme of things, You're Own Blood Won't Be On My Hands....

America In Prophecy Johnny Mnemonic [ 1995 ] - by: Robert Longo.

David Lightman is: ' The Beloved Messenger Of Yahweh '... and, War Games is a prophetical allegory!

War Games ( 1983 ).

In The Popular 1983 Movie: " War Games " - written by: Lawrence Lasker [ that means: " The One Wrapped In Laurel Is Weary From His Work " ], Walter Fishman Parks [ that means: " The: Ruler Of The Army And Your Fisherman - Is The Son Of My Enclosure " ], and Walon Green [ that means: " The Lord Of The Pathway Is A Very Lush Foliage " ] and directed by: John Badham [ which means: " God Has Provided His Own Son Of Adam " ] - we have been provided Another Excellent Prophetical Allegory.

After all, The Scriptures [ plainly ] do state:

" Why do the nations conspire and the peoples plot in vain [ Since, There Is Nothing That They Can Do ]? The kings of the earth rise up and the rulers band together against The Mighty One [ Yahweh, Their Creator ] and against his anointed [ Michael, His Son ], saying:

' Let us break their chains and throw off their shackles.'

The One enthroned in heaven laughs [ With Utter Derision ]; The Mighty One scoffs at them [ As They, Previously, Scoffed At Him ]. He [ The Prince Of My Own Spiritual Covenant ] rebukes them in His Anger and terrifies them in His Wrath [ For, He Is Completely Unstoppable ], saying:

I have installed My King [ Yahshua, The Savior ] upon Zion [ In Jerusalem ], My Holy Mountain [ As, So Long Ago, Prophesied ]. I Will Proclaim The Mighty One’s Decree:

He [ Yahweh ] said to Me [ Michael, The Archangel ], ' You Are My Son; Today I Have Become Your Father '. Ask me, and I will make the nations your inheritance, the ends of the earth your possession [ There Is Absolutely Nothing, That I Will Not Lovingly Provide You ]. You will break them with a rod of iron [ For You Are My Own Physical Hammer ]; you will dash them to pieces like pottery [ Since, None Of Them Can Stand Against You In Battle ]. " - Psalm 2:1-9.

Adam is: " The Storyteller Of Legend ".

I know... You Probably Don't Believe Me. So, why not actually take the time to watch The Following Movie Trailer for: " War Games " - because you never really know, in the much larger scheme of things, You Might Just Be Glad That You Did....

America In Prophecy War Games [ 1983 ] - by: John Badham.

The world of: " Dungeons And Dragons " - is far more real than it seems!

Dungeons And Dragons ( 2000 )

In The Popular 2000 Movie: " Dungeons And Dragons " - written by Carroll Cartwright [ that means: " The Free Man Is The Wagon Maker " ] directed by Courtney Solomon [ which means: " A Champion And Warrior For Peace " ] - we have been provided A Prophetical Allegory, that offers us some valuable spiritual insight. You see, dear brothers and sisters, ' Things Are Now Coming To A Head '... and, despite the ignorance of many, The Mighty One Has Always Been In Control! But, they just don't know it, yet.

The River Of Dreams - is telling us something!

I know, the majority of you simply don't believe me... so, why not watch The Following Movie Trailer for: " Dungeons And Dragons "? After all, in the much larger scheme of things, You Might Just Be Glad That You Did....

America In Prophecy Dungeons And Dragons [ 2000 ] - by: Courtney Solomon.

In: " Popeye The Sailor Man " - by Robert Altman - we learn, ' The True Importance Of Eating Our Own Spinach '!

Popeye ( 1980 ) - poster.

In The 1980 Box Office Musical: " Popeye The Sailor Man " - directed by Robert Altman [ that means: " The Bright And Famous One Is: The Ancient And Wisened One " ] and starring Robin Williams [ which means: " The Bright And Famous One Is The Son With: The Will, Desire, And Helmet Of Protection " ] - we have been provided another Excellent Prophetical Allegory. After all, if we'll actually study this story: ' It Can, Indeed, Open Our Own Eyes '! But, of course, the majority of you: " Still, Don't Eat Your Own Spinach "... now, do you?

The Moon: " Only Reflects Truth !"

Undoubtedly, however, You Think That I'm Merely A Fool... so, why not take the time to watch The Following Movie Trailer for: " Popeye The Sailor Man " - because, you might as well face it, ' The Knowledge That You Seek Is Now All Around You '; and, who really knows, You Might Actually Be Glad That You Did....

America In Prophecy Popeye The Sailor Man [ 1980 ] - by: Robert Altman.

Eragon is The Dragon Rider [ who leads them to victory ]; Saphira is The Dragon [ that empowers him ]; and Arya is That Nation [ who, lovingly, follows him ].

Eragon 2006 - movie poster.

In The Popular 2006 Movie: " Eragon " - written by Christopher Paolini [ that means: " The Bearer Of Christ Is A Small And Humble One "  ] and directed by Stefan Fangmeier [ which means: " The Crowned One Is A Ruler With Very Sharp Teeth " ] - we have been provided Another Interesting Prophetical Allegory. In this particular one, we follow the stories of: Aragon [ " The Sole True Dragon " ], Saphira [ " The Precious Blue And Royal Gemstone " ], and Arya [  " Aria - those refined and purified people of: Nobility, Honor, and Compassion " ] - as, they finally stand up against Unwarranted Tyranny! In fact, it's quite truthfully an uplifting story.

It's just like Tony Liar says: " Voilla...! "

So, where is ' The Allegory '? Well, I'm glad that you've asked... because, that means there's still some hope left. Just watch The Following Movie Trailer for: " Eragon " - with, Your Own Spiritual Eyes now fully open! After all, You Might Just Be Glad That You Did....

America In Prophecy Eragon [ 2006 ] - by: Stefan Fangmeier.

In the animated film: " How To Train Your Dragon " - we have been provided yet another Spiritual Key!

How To Train Your Dragon - 2010.

In The 2010 Animated Film: " How To Train Your Dragon " - directed by Chris Sanders [ that means: " The Burden Bearer Of Christ Is The Son Who Defends Man " ] and Dean DeBlois [ which means: " The Head Educator In The Valley Comes From Royalty " ] - we have been provided A Unique Prophetical Allegory, that  offers us a tremendous amount of valuable insight into [ precisely ] ' How The Mighty One, Himself, Has Educated His Own Son '! In fact, it's honestly: A Highly-Interesting Story and From A Truly Spiritual Perspective... but, don't take my word for it, Just Study It For Yourselves. 

It's just like Tony Liar says: " Voilla...! "

Let's face it, you probably don't actually believe me. So, why not just take the time to open-mindedly watch The Following Movie Trailer for: " How To Train Your Dragon "? After all, it will only take a moment of your own time... and, while it may seem: " Stranger Than Fiction " -  to so many of you currently blinded ones - The Truth Can Often Be Extremely Enlightening....

America In Prophecy How To Train Your Dragon [ 2010 ] - by: Chris Sanders & Dean DeBlois.

In the popular 2007 movie: " Transformers - Sam Witwicky is The Intelligent Warlock Who Listens To God!

Transformers - 2007....

While The Popular 2007 Film: " Transformers " - may seem like just another movie; it's actually A Prophetical Allegory designed to educate all of us spiritually. I know, you're thinking, that I'm honestly nuts... but, am I? Am I, Really? Perhaps, before passing your own judgment, ' You Should Consider The Facts That I Shall Be Honestly Presenting '... after all, " Knowledge Is The True Secret To All Power "!

It's just like Tony Liar says: " Voilla...! "

And, while it's own movie trailer will offer us very little new insight, I suggest that you truthfully do watch it... because, it can open your own eyes, if the spirit is honestly willing. Meanwhile, The True Message is carefully hidden away in its own unique: Cast and Characters - which I shall provide you with afterwards. Therefore, without further unnecessary explanation, I give to you The Movie Trailer for: " Transformers " - as directed by Michael Bay [ which, very simply, means: " Who Is Like God? The Very Safe Haven! " ]....

America In Prophecy Transformers [ 2007 ] - by:  Michael Bay.

In the popular movie: " Red ", or " Retired And Extremely Dangerous " - we learn just a little about Frank Moses [ aka, The Free Man And Savior ].

RED 2010 - movie poster.

In The Popular 2010 Movie: " RED ", or " Retired, Extremely Dangerous " - directed by Robert Schwentke [ that means: " The Bright And Famous One - Who Properly Navigates The Very Sharp Turn " ] - we have been provided yet another Interesting Spiritual Allegory! Meanwhile, this particular one follows the life and tumultuous experiences of Frank Moses [ which, very simply, means: " The Free Man And Savior To Others " ]. In fact, he honestly appears to be far more than just another mere leader... after all, he's [ actually ]: ' A One Man Wrecking Crew ' - that, quite effectively, Cuts A Path Of Utter Destruction Everywhere That He Goes.

It's just like Tony Liar says: " Voilla...! "

But, of course, He's Not Doing It Out Of: Sheer Meanness, Or Even Spite... as you might, ignorantly, suppose. You see, dear brothers and sisters, The Ones At The Top Are Attempting To Kill Him And His Own Beloved Friends... and, ' Simple Self-Preservation Ultimately Demands It '! In fact, just watch The Following Movie Trailer for: " RED ", or " Retired, Extremely Dangerous " - to see, exactly, what I mean....

America In Prophecy RED [ 2010 ] - by: Robert Schwentke.

In the popular movie: " Ground Hog Day " - by Harold Ramis - I, actually, Looked Up and Saw My Own Shadow!

Groundhog Day - 1993.

In The Popular 1993 Movie: " Ground Hog Day " - directed by Harold Ramis [ " The Army Commander And The Son Who Is A Very Pleasing Branch " ] - we are witnessing a very important Prophetical Allegory... because, believe it or not, it's actually The Story Of Adam - that very first human being - who was separated from Michael [ His Own Spiritual Self ] through His Original Sin. But, to get back where he started from: " He Had To Make A Complete Amends " - for, That One Highly-Unfortunate Mistake!

O', The Joys Of Living In Hollywood!

In the meantime, however, He's Already Had Numerous Personal Lifetimes - in order to learn His Necessary Spiritual Lessons... and, you might as well now just face it, " The Groundhog Has, Finally, Seen His Own Shadow "! Ergo, you may [ now fully expect ] Another Six More Weeks Of Winter....

After All, The Scriptures Have Already Warned You:

" At That Time [ The Time Of The End ], Michael [ The Archangel Himself ] Shall Stand Up [ While Already Living Among You ], The Great Prince [ The One Long Ago Appointed By Yahweh ] who stands watch [ Continuously Down Through The Ages ] over the sons of your people [ The True People Of: Israel and Judah ];

And [ You Can Count Upon This ], There Shall Be A Time Of Trouble, Such As Never Was, Since There Was Any Nation; Even Unto That Time.

And [ Following This Factual Occurrence ] At That Time [ In The Earth's Final Days ] Your People Shall Be Delivered [ From Their Unwarranted Service To Lucifer ], Everyone who is found written in the book [ The Mighty One's Own Book Of Life ]. " - Daniel 12:1-3. 

It's just like Tony Liar says: " Voilla...! "

What... don't, honestly, believe me? Then, why not watch The Following Movie Trailer for: " Groundhog Day " - to see, exactly, what I'm talking about... and, then we'll truthfully examine it even closer....

America In Prophecy Ground Hog Day [ 1993 ] - by: Harold Ramis.