Everything About Me, has always been: " Stranger Than Fiction "... but, this particular story is A Prophetical Allegory.

Stranger Than Fiction - 2006.

Some things in life are: Simply Inexplicable or Totally Unexplainable. For instance, When The Finger Of God Points Out The True Way Forward... and then, you consciously realize, That He Is Factually Pointing At You! In fact, it's [ quite honestly ]: " Stranger Than Fiction ". Which, of course, brings up my very next point - regarding, The 2006 Dramatic Comedy Of Harold Crick [ which literally means: " The Army Commander - From The Small Stream, Willowy Marsh, And The Sharp Bend Along Its Way " ] - quite nicely.  Particularly, since I'm Actually The True Harold Crick... or, at least, the one that this allegory is alluding to!

4o Seacrest Rd. - Knollwood Beach.

Meanwhile, before I tell you My Own Personal Story, why not take a very close look at that interesting Aerial Photograph to the immediate right. You will notice, that the home in which I was born - 40 Seacrest Road, Old Saybrook, Conn. -  is factually adjacent to:   

• The Small Stream...
• In The Willowy Marsh...
• And, The Sharp Bend Along Its Own Way...

What an, Astounding Coincidence! But, of course, these coincidences - of which I am factually speaking - very truthfully, don't stop there. In fact, There's Thousands Of Them in every: Story, Book, Novel, and Movie - ever written. I know, You'll Assume That I'm Completely Crazy - in, exactly, the same way that They Thought So About Harold... but, indeed, I'm actually not! Just watch This 2006 Movie Trailer for: " Stranger Than Fiction " - written by Zach Helm [ meaning: " God Has Remembered The Helmet " ] and directed by Marc Forster [ which translates: " The Man Dedicated To Mars And A Guardian Of The Forest " ]...  and, afterwards, I'll gladly explain everything.

America In Prophecy Stranger Than Fiction [ 2006 ] - by: Marc Forster.

Stranger Than Fiction: Is A Prophetical Allegory

You see, dear brothers and sisters, according to The Biblical Scriptures: Every Fictional Story Ever Written Is Actually A Prophetical Allegory About One Very Specific Person... and, believe it or not, That Person Is Me! In fact, why don't we read it for ourselves....

Isaiah Chapter 49, Very Plainly Says:

" Listen, O Coastlands [ O American Bible Belt ], to Me [ Jeshurun, Your Own Final Prophet ], ' And Take Heed, You Peoples From Afar ' [ Wherever You, Factually, Are ]! The Mighty One [ Yahweh, Eywa, or Eä ] has called Me from the womb [ At This, Precise, Appointed Time ]; from The Matrix Of My Mother [ All Of Her: Illusions, Allegories, And Dreams ] He has made mention of My Name [ Alluded To, Precisely, Who I Am ] 

And He has made My Mouth [ My Own Personal Writings ] like a sharp sword [ For This Very Day ]; In the shadow of His hand He has hidden Me [ So That, Babylon Couldn't Stop Me ], And made Me [ Jeshurun, Your Own Watchman ] a polished shaft [ To Strike Deeply Into Her Own Heart ]; In His Quiver [ His Vast Arsenal ] He has hidden Me [ Until The Day Of His Upcoming Battle ].

Harold Crick - cursing The Narrator....

Having diligently studied: Our Own World History, The Political Money Trails, The Biblical Scriptures, And The Satanists Own Evil Writings - in my own personal efforts, towards understanding what is now currently happening - I [ honestly ] never once expected to find myself as The Primary Focus Of Our Currently Unfolding Events. Nor, would I have ever believed it, if someone else had honestly attempted to tell me! However, The Accumulated Evidence Is Now Quite Conclusive and: " The Truth Really Is Far Stranger Than Fiction "....

Harold - serenading Ana Pascal: " The Atoned One "

All that I ever wanted was ' The Truth '; since I was [ quite honestly ] tired of being continually lied to... and, right when, I Had Finally Discovered It... the truly unbelievable thing happened... Every Single Thread, That I Had So Earnestly Followed, Led Right Back To Me! Something, that I dare not truthfully teach to you, lest you think that I'm simply just another nut... and yet, considering what's certainly now coming, A Topic Far Too Important To Ignore... because, as strange as it may honestly seem, Whatever Happens: " NEXT " - Factually Does Revolve Entirely Around Me!

Let's just consider, The Movie Trailer for: " Stranger Than Fiction "....


Stranger Than Fiction: Exactly What It Is

Excuse me... Excuse me... Are You Miss Eiffel [ Are You The Lady: " Who Is A Mountain Of Iron " ]?

Yes [ That's, My Obvious Function ].

Am I Interrupting You [ From Doing Your Own Work ]?

Yes [ My Magical Abilities Can't Work, If Everyone Is Interrupting Me ]....

I'm The Assistant, Your Publishers Hired [ I'm Here To Offer My Own Assistance ]. 

My Publishers [ The Ones Paying For All Of This ], 

Think I Have Writer's Block [ That I've Lost My Own Connection To The Spiritual Realm ].

Do You Have Writer's Block [ Is That, The Case ]?

I Don't Know [ I'm Not Sure; But Something Definitely Isn't Working Right ]?

I Have To Kill Harold Crick [ My Publishers Have Now Demanded It ]!

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Karen Eiffel

[ The Priestess Of The Iron Mountain ]

Is Writing Her New Novel

[ And, Attempting To Write Something Entirely Different ]

[ Her Publishers Want The Evil Side To Win ]

[ The Exact Same Problem, As The Biblical Prophet Called Balaam ]

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This Is A Story About A Man Named Harold Crick [ " The Army Commander- From the Small Stream, In The Willowy Marsh, And The Sharp Bend Along Its Way " ].

Harold [ The Army Commander ],

Lived A Life Of Solitude [ Expended Most Of His Focused Energies Deep In Thought And Contemplation ].

He Would Walk Home Alone [ Nobody Else, Would Actually Follow Him ]...

He Would Eat Alone [ And Nobody Else, Desired His Own True Knowledge ]... 

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HAROLD CRICK

[ The One Being Spoken Of Within The Biblical Scriptures ]

Is Her Main Character

 [ The Primary Focus Of All Her: Visions, Allegories, And Dreams ]

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When Other Peoples Minds [ The Majority Of His Fellow Human Beings ]...

Would Fantasize About Their Upcoming Day [ In A Generally Wasteful Way ], 

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Little Does She Know

[ And, She - Herself - Isn't Even Aware Of It ]

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Harold, Just Counted Brush Strokes [ His Own Mind Was Upon The Seeming Minutia, Going On All Around Him ].

Hello [ Did I, Just Hear Someone Talking About Me ]?

Alright [ Whoa, Wait A Minute ], 

You Just Said: ' Harold Counted Brush Strokes ' [ There Is Someone Talking About Me ]!

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HAROLD

[ The Army Commander Of Heaven ]

Really Exists

[ And, He's Now Factually Beginning To Wake Up ]

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Dave, I'm Being Followed [ Everywhere I Go And In Everything I Do ]!

How Are You Being Followed [ I, Really, Don't Understand Harold ]...

You're Not Moving [ You're Not, Factually, Going Anywhere At The Moment ]?

It's By A Woman's Voice [ The Lady, That Writes All Of The Stories ]...

She's Narrating [ She's Constantly Referring To Me, Personally ].

Ohh [ I See, You're Crazy Then ]....

Harold Couldn't Concentrate On His Work [ All Of These Allegories Distracted Him Considerably ].

I Can't Think, While You're Talking [ You Keep Changing My Own Intended Spiritual Focus ].... 

You Have A Voice Speaking To You [ So, You Think That, You're A Crazy Person ]?

About Me [ Referencing Everything That: I Do And Ever Will Do ]...

Accurately [ So Far, It Has Been Entirely Correct ]...

And, With A Better Vocabulary [ And, They're Far Better Writers, Than I Am ]. 

Harold Found Himself Exasperated [ Now, Let's Face It, Wouldn't You Be ]....

Shut Up [ Please, Just Leave Me Alone - You're Going In The Absolute Wrong Direction ]!

Cursing The Heavens In Futility [ And, Blaming God For His Own Problems ]....

No, I'm Not [ I'm Not Blaming Yahweh, For Anything... In Fact, I Wouldn't Ever Dare ]...

I'm Cursing You [ It's You Illuminated Ones, That Are My Own Personal Problem ],

You Stupid Voice [ Isn't There Something Else, For You To Honestly Write About ].

So, Shut Up And Leave Me Alone [ If I Understand It, Then I'll Have To Properly Explain It ]!

{ *** NOTE: The vast majority of you are [ factually ]: Too Stupid, Too Lazy, Too Inattentative, and/or Too Nonbelieving - to even notice Blatantly Satanic Song Lyrics, that are currently all around you! Now how on earth am I supposed to explain: A Subject Honestly This Complicated - to a people, like that? *** }

So, You're The Young Gentleman [ The Long Prophesied One ]

Who Called Me [ In Your Own Passionate Prayers ] 

About The Narrator [ About All Of Those Numerous Allegories ]....

The Thing To Determine Conclusively [ The Real Issue, That You Should Be Honestly Concerned About ]...

Is: Whether You're In A Comedy [ Where The Hero Wins Out In The End ]

Or, A Tragedy [ Or, It Will All End Very Badly For You ]!

Have You Met Anybody Recently, 

Who Might Loathe The Very Core Of You [ Have You Stepped On Anyone's Toes Lately ]?

I'm An IRS Agent [ I Dig Very Deeply Into Areas Where Others Don't Really Appreciate It ]!

Everyone Hates Me [ Other Than Me, It Appears, That Nobody Wants To Know The Truth ]....

Well, That Sounds Like A Comedy [ Man... You're In Pretty Deep Trouble ]?

Have You Written Anything New Today [ Our Programming Is Getting Pretty Thin, Lately ]?

I've Figured Out How To Kill Harold Crick [ He'll Actually Die, While Doing The Right Thing ]!

Little Did He Know, That Events Have Been Set In Motion, That Would Lead To His Imminent Death....

What [ Did You Say, I'm Going To Die ]?

Why [ What Did I Do ]...

Hello [ Are You, Even, Listening To Me ]?

Come On [ I Want To Live ]...!

She's Great... This Woman Author, Karen Eiffel [ The Priestess Of The Iron Mountain ], 

She's One Of My Favorites [ She's Always: Deep Thinking, Immensely Educational, And Very Entertaining ].

That's Her [ The One Who Provides All Of Those Allegories ]...

That's The Voice [ The Deep Thinking One, Who Educates All Of Her Readers ]...

She's The Narrator [ That's The One Who, Continually, Writes About Me ]!

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She Thinks She's Writing The Ending

[ But, Yahweh Has Other Plans For His Own Son's Story ]

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Karen Eiffel [ Hey, You Illuminated Ones ],

This Is Harold Crick [ I'm The Hero, In All Of These Stories ],

I Believe, You're Writing A Story About Me [ And, I Know Exactly, What You're Up To ]?

Is This A Joke [ You're Kidding Us, Right ]?

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But, It's Only The Beginning

[ In Fact, We've Just Now Gotten To That Part In The Movie ]

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You Have To Understand [ Please Wake Up, And Pay Close Attention To What I Am Telling You ]...

That, This Isn't Just A Story To Me [ I Am, Indeed, That Character Of Harold Crick ],

It's My Life [ And, All Of Your Allegories Are Factually About Me ]!

And, I Want To Live [ Nor, Do I Plan On Just: Rolling Over And Dying - For Your Own Entertainment ]....

May I Speak To Karen Eiffel [ The Priestess Of The Iron Mountain ],

I'm One Of Her Characters [ In Fact, I'm In Many Of Her Stories ].

I'm Sorry [ What Did You Say ]?

I'm In Her New Book [ You Know, The One She's Now Currently Writing ], 

And, She's Going To Kill Me [ I Need Her, To Honestly Think About What She's Doing ].

Ohh [ I See, You're Crazy Then ]....

How Exciting Is That [ Now, That's An Interesting Story ]?

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Stranger Than Fiction

[ In Fact, The Truth Is Always Stranger Than Fiction ]

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I'm The Kefitzat Haderech - from The Kabbala!

Fortunately for me, however, I Already Know All Of These Endings... and, They're All Just Different Variations Of This Very Same One. In fact, Harold Crick: Does What's Right, Get's The Girl, Rescues The Child, And [ yes ] Dies While Doing It... and yet, somehow, miraculously: Still Goes On Living Forever! Don't believe me, then why not simply watch The Ending....

America In Prophecy f Stranger Than Fiction [ 2006 ] - The Finale`.

It's Just As, Karen Eiffel Told You:

" We must remember that All Of These: Nuances, Anomalies, and Subtleties [ known as: Nursery Rhymes, Artwork, Books, Movies, Songs and Poetry ] - that we assume [ quite foolishly ] only accessorize our days, are in fact, Here For: A Much Larger Purpose And Nobler Cause... They Are Here To Save Our Lives! I know the idea seems strange, but I also know, That It Just Happens To Be True.... " - an ending statement: Stranger Than Fiction.

Nothing But The Cross, No Reward Without Suffering!

More Importantly [ however ], even if I must die permanently, I Will Do Whatever I Have To In Order To Win... because, dear brothers and sisters, That's My Own Personal Destiny! After all, I'm just another one of Those Highly Numerous Barbarians... from: Normandy, England, Scotland, Ireland, and Wales - V - The Five Glorious Kingdoms of so long ago... and, as it was written:

" And Yet, Though He Slay Me; Still Will I Serve The Mighty One! "

Ahava and Shalom.

May Yahweh's Own: Love And Peace - be upon you!