|The Waterboy ( 1998 ).|
You see, dear brothers and sisters, The Waterboy is just another name for: " The Rain Man "... and, as Rhianna and JayZ can honestly tell you: " He's Now Back With Little Miss Sunshine " - or, right here, in the land of the living!
|Touchstone Pictures... what, a very odd name?|
The Waterboy: Is A Prophetical Allegory
|The: " All Seeing Eye " - is, now, watching You!|
In fact, There's Actually Only One Voice That He Needs To Listen To ... so, why don't we read it, for ourselves....
The Characters In The Waterboy [ include ]:
Robert Boucher, Jr. [ " The Bright And Famous One Is: The Vengeful One, The Butcher, And My Own Son " ]
Helen Boucher [ " The Reed And Torch Is: The Vengeful One Or The Butcher " ]
Vicki Nee Vaillancourt [ " The Victorious One Was Born As ' The Hidden One Of The Royal Family ' " ]
Coach Red Beaulieu [ " The Team Leader And Overall Strategist Is: The Red One And Your Husband In Pledge " ]
Gee Grenouille [ " The Observant Eye That Dwells In The Valley " ]
Coach Klein [ " The Team Leader And Overall Strategist Is: The Small Or Humble One " ]
Derek Wallace [ " The Ruler Of The People Is: The Welshman And A Foreigner " ]
Farmer Fran [ " The Tiller Of The Earth Is: The One Named Francis And The Free Man " ]
Lyle Robideaux [ " The Wolf Is My Bright And Famous One Who Sets The True Standard " ]
Paco [ " Francis " ]
Walter [ " The Ruler Of My Army " ]
Townie [ " The Permanent Dweller Of The Town " ]
Jim Simonds [ " The Supplanter Is: The One Who Listens, Hearkens To Instruction, And Always Gets Heard " ]
Robert Boucher, Sr. [ " The Bright And Famous One Is: The Vengeful One, The Butcher, And The Father Of You All " ]
Capt. Insano [ " The Army Commander Is The: Unpredictable, Unquantifiable, And Incalculably Powerful One " ]
Mud Dog Cheerleader [ " The One Who Digs Deeply Is ' The One Who Provokes Thought ' " ]
The Referee [ " The Final Arbitrator ( Or, Judicial Officer ) In The Dispute " ]
Rita [ " My Most Precious Pearl " ]
The Cast In The Waterboy [ includes ]:
Adam Sandler [ " The Red One Is The: Shoemaker, Adventurer, And Traveler " ]
Kathy Bates [ " The Pure And Consecrated One Is The Son From My Hill " ]
Fairuza Balk [ " The: Victorious Or Successful One - Who Both Hinders And Checks My Own Enemies " ]
Jerry Reed [ " The Ruler With The Spear Is The Tallest Cane In The River " ]
Peter Dante [ " My Own Stone Is: The Steadfast And Continually Enduring One " ]
Henry Winkler [ " The Ruler Of My Home Is The: Peddler, Hawker, And Shopkeeper " ]
Larry Gilliard, Jr. [ " The One Wrapped In Laurel Is: The Lively One And My Own Son " ]
Blake Clark [ " The Black And White One Is My Own: Cleric, Storyteller, And Scribe " ]
Jonathan Loughran [ " God Has Provided: The Radiant One Or The Reed From His River " ]
Clint Howard [ " The Hard Flinty Rock Of: The Shepherd, Head Gamekeeper, Or High Warden " ]
Allen Covert [ " The Harmonious And Noble Stone Is: The Concealed, Secret, And Hidden One " ]
Rob Schneider [ " The Bright And Famous One Is The Taylor Of My Cloth " ]
Kevin Farley [ " The One Who Is Beautiful At Birth Is: The Pasture Of My Sheep And My Fern In The Forest " ]
Frank Coraci [ " The Free Man Is The Head Covering For His Companion " ]
Paul Wight [ " The Small And Humbled One Is A Supernatural Being " ]
Soon Hee Newbold [ " The Blessed One Of Happiness And Joy Is: My New City Or Dwelling House " ]
Wade Phillips [ " The One Who Fords The River Is My Son Who Loves Horses " ]
Jennifer Bini Taylor [ " The: White, Fair, And Equitable One - Is The Unassuming One Who Provides You Your Clothes " ]
|Geez, that's: " An Awful Lot Of Stories"!|
" The Bright And Famous One has always been: The Avenger, Your Judge, Their Butcher, and My Son - because, The Red One is ( actually ): My Shoemaker, Adventurer, and Traveler. You see, dear children, ' The Reed Or Torch Is The Avenger And Butcher '... and, believe it or not, ' The Pure And Consecrated One Is The Son From My Hill '.
In fact, The Victorious One was born as The Hidden One Of My Own Royal Family... since, He is ( quite honestly ) ' The Continually Victorious And Successful One Who Both Hinders And Checks My Own Enemies '! You see, The Team Leader And Overall Strategist is both: The Red One and Your Own Husband In Pledge... and, indeed, ' My Ruler With The Spear Is The Tallest Cane In Your Own River '.
After all, He is now ( quite truthfully ) The Observant Eye That Dwells In Your Valley... and, despite your own spiritual failures, ' The Stone Is Still My Own Steadfast And Enduring One '. You see, dear children, The Team Leader And Overall Strategist is ( merely ): A Very Small and Humbled One - but, despite all of that, The Ruler Of My Own Home is also: The Peddler [ The Archangel ], Your Own Hawker [ The Reputable Prophet ], and My Predestined Shopkeeper [ The Prince Of My Covenant ].
The Ruler Of My People is both: The Welshman and A Foreigner - however, ' The One Wrapped In Laurel Is ( Indeed ) The Lively One And My Own Son '. Because, The Tiller Of The Earth is ( both ): The One Named Francis, and The Free Man... after all, The Black And White One is actually: My Own Cleric, Your Storyteller and The Scribe.
You see, dear children, ' The Wolf Is My Own Bright And Famous One Who Sets The True Standard ' - because, God has provided: The Radiant One and The Reed From His Own River! In fact, it is Francis, that is ' The Hard Flinty Rock Of: The Shepherd, Head Gamekeeper, And High Warden '... since, The Ruler Of My Own Army ( or, My Harmonious And Noble Stone ) has always been: The Concealed, Secret, and Hidden One. You see, dear children, ' He Is The Permanent Dweller Of The Town '... because, The Bright And Famous One Is The Taylor Of My Own Cloth!
Moreover, The Supplanter is equally: The One Who Continually Listens, Hearkens To Proper Instruction, and Always Gets Heard... and, indeed, that's why ' The One Who Is Beautiful At Birth Is Both: The Pasture Of My Own Sheep And My Fern In The Forest '.... "
Ahava and Shalom.
May Yahweh's Own: Love and Peace - be, continually, upon you!